Funny glasses and shot glasses in Ireland

What are funny glasses and shot glasses?

They are glasses, either regular or shot size, with an anatomical shape or a cheeky design, made so that every toast ends in laughter. The most common shape is the penis: a hard plastic shot glass in blue, fuchsia or yellow, a 500 ml glass in fuchsia or yellow, and a clear shot glass with a golden base shaped like testicles. In breast shape there is a ceramic shot glass with a handle, a magnet and the phrase “For my best friend”. There are none shaped like a bottom, and no stemmed glasses either. Besides the single glasses there are two shot glass sets, one with a spinner and one with dice, which decide who has to drink. They come in glass, plastic or ceramic. They are a typical gift for hen and stag parties, birthdays and dinners with friends, and they go well with some sexy straws and other fun products.

Types of funny glasses and shot glasses

What you will find falls into four groups.

• Penis-shaped shot glasses: the whole glass has a phallic shape. On the product page you can see what material each model is made of.
• Decorated shot glasses: a clear shot glass on a golden base shaped like testicles and a ceramic one shaped like a breast, with a handle and a magnet to stick it on the fridge.
• Plastic penis glasses: a regular glass, not a shot glass, light and hard to break, useful at parties with lots of people.
• Shot glass sets: several glasses with a spinner or dice that decide who drinks, to play as a couple or in a group.

How to choose

• Material: glass stands up to more use; plastic weighs less and is harder to break if it gets dropped in the middle of a party.
• Washing: if you want to put them in the dishwasher, check the product page for the material and whether they have paint or gold decoration on the outside.
• Shape: in the product photos you can see whether the whole glass has an anatomical shape or whether it is a regular glass with a naughty design.
• Size: a shot glass for quick toasts or a regular glass for a soft drink or a mixed drink.
• Single piece or set: for a gift to one person a single glass is enough; to liven up a party, a set with a spinner or dice is better.

Funny glasses and shot glasses: frequently asked questions

Can they go in the dishwasher?

Glass and ceramic ones without paint on the outside can. Plastic ones and those with decorative paint are better washed by hand with lukewarm water. Glass ones are the most durable and the only ones really suited to regular use beyond the party.

Are there shot glasses shaped like boobs?

Yes, one: a ceramic shot glass by Diablo Picante shaped like a breast, with a handle, the phrase “For my best friend” and a magnet on the base to stick it on the fridge. The other anatomical glasses are penis-shaped, and there are none shaped like a bottom.

Are they aphrodisiac shots?

No. They are glasses: you supply the drink and the glass has no aphrodisiac effect. If you are looking for something to consume, have a look at the edible sex products.

Can you drink from them, or are they just for decoration?

Yes, you can drink from them, and as a gift they also look good as decoration. If you are going to use them often, choose a glass one, which is the material that lasts the longest.